My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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