it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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