sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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