They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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