maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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