I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
well you can't waste a boner
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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