Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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