you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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