is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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