no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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