we have officially lost it.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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