Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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