conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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