Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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