just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I won the penis lottery.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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