doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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