I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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