No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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