Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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