Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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