For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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