the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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