I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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