He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
