im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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