How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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