listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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