other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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