just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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