We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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