If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I need moral support for this bender
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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