Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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