Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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