There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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