Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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