what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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