whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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