if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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