worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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