I'm really into asian looking animals
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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