I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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