it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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