You really coming over, don't trick.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
do herpes really smell.
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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