what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She bit a glass in half.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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