Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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