No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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