Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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