So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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