Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
