Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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