Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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