I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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