it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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