dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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