sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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