They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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